Chuck Norris's computer doesnt have a ctrl button... he is always in control. Next person make a witty one
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take crap from anybody. In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
Ooh man, I love Chuck Norris jokes so much... ;~; Chuck Norris does not have chest hair, he has millions of highly venomous nematocysts. You have virtually no chance of surviving the venomous sting, unless treated immediately. The pain is so excruciating and overwhelming that you would most likely go into shock and collapse a split second before getting hit in the face with a roundhouse kick. Chuck Norris wrote an autobiography....it was just a list of everyone he has killed. Contrary to popular belief the Lottery numbers are not random. They are just the number of people Chuck Norris killed that given day. luls. <3
Chuck Norris took the 9 o'clock traing home, and still refuses to give it back. Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is looking everyday at his Name Referrences and his own program lost the count. That's why he started eating a lot lately.
When Chuck Norris works out, he doesn't get tired, the equipment does. When Chuck Norris goes for a swim, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norrised.