DISCUSS YOUR CLEAN BLONDE JOKES HERE!

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  1. slickmik

    slickmik Level II

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    I happen to love dumb blonde jokes I hope you feel the same way:

    Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?
    A: To turn the blinker off.


    Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?
    A: Manages to get the Pop Tarts out the toaster in one piece.


    CAR TROUBLE
    A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.

    She says, "What's the story?"
    He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor"
    She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"
     
  2. omglook

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    my personal favorite

    Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?

    You can park in the handicap zone.

    ;)
     
  3. xiatus

    xiatus Level III

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    There was a Santa Claus, A Smart Blonde, and a Dumb Blonde standing on a bridge...if they all jump at the same time...which one will hit the water first??

    PM me for answer :p
     
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    Santa and the dumb blonde--smart blondes don't exist!!!
     
  5. pennstateats

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    4 blondes decided that they wanted to go to Disney World. So, they all packed up, hopped in a car, and got on the road. Several hours later, they were nearing Disney when they saw a sign:

    "Disney World left"

    So, they turned around and went home.

    *lol* XD
     
  6. zer0ordi3yo

    zer0ordi3yo Level IV

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    Don't double post, and I think that member didn't want the answer posted :/
     
  7. pandahorde

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    hahhaa.. lol that joke tickles me a lot.. nice job
     
  8. BobaFett

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    :x

    I'm blonde...
     
  9. Philantrothy

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    perhaps maybe could change it to JOKES instead of blonde jokes? =X
     
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    haha thats hilarious.

    I also like the santa clause one!
     
  11. slickmik

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    rather not
    fun to own blondes
     
  12. NHStephen

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    ask a blonde


    Test to see if there a blonde

    Say to them

    Person: Purple

    Blode: what

    Person: Your a blonde because purple is not a question
     
  13. omglook

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    natural blonde?
     
  14. X Joe Kickass X

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    Im a blonde too, natural, and I have no problem with jokes like these :p
     
  15. BobaFett

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    Yes.
     
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    Im an orange head. people call me a carrot :lol:
     
  17. xiatus

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    The answer to this one is the Dumb Blonde...that because there are no Santa Claus and Smart Blonde.
     
  18. dudesareus

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    My favourite ones!

    Q: What did the blonde girl name her pet Zebra?
    A: Spot.

    Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
    A: From crawling across the street when the pedestrian sign said "DON'T WALK".

    Q: What does a blonde Owl say?
    A: What, what?

    Q: What do you see when you look directly into a blonde's eyes?
    A: The back of her head.
     
  19. mynameisher0

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    LOL!!! :lol: i love this! keep em comin'!
     
  20. xiatus

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    lol I like this one :lol:
     
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