I happen to love dumb blonde jokes I hope you feel the same way: Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch? A: To turn the blinker off. Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook? A: Manages to get the Pop Tarts out the toaster in one piece. CAR TROUBLE A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says, "What's the story?" He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor" She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"
There was a Santa Claus, A Smart Blonde, and a Dumb Blonde standing on a bridge...if they all jump at the same time...which one will hit the water first?? PM me for answer
4 blondes decided that they wanted to go to Disney World. So, they all packed up, hopped in a car, and got on the road. Several hours later, they were nearing Disney when they saw a sign: "Disney World left" So, they turned around and went home. *lol* XD
ask a blonde Test to see if there a blonde Say to them Person: Purple Blode: what Person: Your a blonde because purple is not a question
My favourite ones! Q: What did the blonde girl name her pet Zebra? A: Spot. Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? A: From crawling across the street when the pedestrian sign said "DON'T WALK". Q: What does a blonde Owl say? A: What, what? Q: What do you see when you look directly into a blonde's eyes? A: The back of her head.