Someone find me a Piranha Plant!

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  1. Virre

    Virre Level IV

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    Looking for a Piranha Plant plushie or toy, about 20-40 cm high.
    I've been searching all over the intrawebs but I can't find any that doesn't look like crap. :(
    If there isn't one that looks good enough I'll make it myself, but I would prefer buying them since I want three and making three identical would be quite hard. :/

    Virre wants you to find 3x Piranha Plant:
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    You will recieve 1500 GP, 1500 EXP and choose one of the following items:
    Sword of Darkness
    Inferior Axe
    Golden Bow
    Glowing Staff
     
    #1 Virre, Mar 9, 2008
  2. Virre

    Virre Level IV

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    It's not a joke.
     
    #2 Virre, Mar 10, 2008
  3. cix

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  4. Virre

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    Unfortunately, I've already seen all of those and they're not what I'm looking for. I want it to look much more realistic, like if it actually was a piranha plant taken out of the Mushroom Kingdom and brought to reality. :D
     
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  5. Commy

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    If you've got some spare change lying around....you could always pay someone to genetically modify a venus fly trap.
     
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  6. Virre

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    Are you up for the task? You could at least make some tabells or diagrams and compile the necessary data with your statistics skills :D
     
    #6 Virre, Mar 10, 2008
  7. punkeydew

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    so.. you want to find a plush or toy to buy? right. Like we will find something for you who sells them.

    Lol

    Hmm try looking for little shop of horror stuff... he looks like a piranah plant...


    this one is tiny... its a finger puppet

    http://videogamemm.com/v/Mario/Mario+En ... r.jpg.html

    edit: i dont think you can buy it sorry
     
    #7 punkeydew, Mar 10, 2008
  8. Virre

    Virre Level IV

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    Aww, that one's cute, and long time no see punkeydew :)

    Thanks, wayne, but that one has already been posted and it's not really what I'm looking for.
     
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  9. cix

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    virre your impossible :nope: lol.
    just make your own, its probably easier, and cheaper
     
    #9 cix, Mar 10, 2008
  10. pandahorde

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    go to a wierd flower shop. :yup:

    loooks like neopets game
     
    #10 pandahorde, Mar 11, 2008
  11. Commy

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    Well, using my advanced stochastic modelling skills, I have come to the necessary conclusion: With all your change, you could only afford from me ONE painted venus fly trap.
    Does not include postage and handling.PLEASE SEND CREDIT CARD NO, DEBIT CARD NUMBER, EQUITY ASSETS, BANK ACCOUNT NUMBER AND NEOPETS ACCOUNT USERNAME+PASSWORD. WARNING: OIL BASED PAINTS MAY OR MAY NOT KILL SAID VENUS FLY TRAP. IF SAID VENUS FLY TRAP EXPIRES, THE SENDER WILL NOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR SAID SAID DEATH. DO NOT EXPOSE TO PAIN
    *cough*
    Here's the graph I've come up with!
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    Figure 1.01
    As you can see from figure 1.01, the higher Virre's expectations are for the perfect Piranha Plant, the probability of him finding one to his liking decreases, approaching zero. This results in a very unhappy Virre. Thus, the only way he will find one is to either lower his pickiness to the optimal level of 10, or sell more bread in which to fund his GM venus fly trap.
     
    #11 Commy, Mar 11, 2008
  12. Virre

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    You crack me up, commyaji! Kudos to you for using swedish :D
    Guess I'll have to lower my standards, sell more bread or make my own then. :(
     
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  13. punkeydew

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    lol I can't stay away for long :D

    You're right... it is extremely hards to find a realistic enought looking piranha plant... lol I looked, but found nothing good enough... We will hjave to search the ends of the world.
     
    #13 punkeydew, Mar 11, 2008
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    :D
    awesome graph commyaji
    you know it's true virre ;)
     
    #14 lazypando, Mar 12, 2008
  15. Commy

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    Heh heh, thanks! Hey Virre, maybe you could get some of your coworkers to create a bread Piranha Plant?
     
    #15 Commy, Mar 12, 2008