So, the other day, a few of us were on mumble and laughing at all of Ang's old posts, so I thought I would make a thread about it lol. Some really, funny, dumb and borderline conceited things were said. Found all of these in the spam corner haha. Enjoy! Spoiler I'm awake The one day I don't have to be up early for class, I wake up 2 hours before I normally have to be up. Life...is so hard. Boo. Spoiler Why am I awesome? So I auditioned for this local ballet company's summer season yesterday morning and I got hired! So yeah, I have an awesome job for the summer! That's all. Spoiler ?!? I got asked to prom today via the telephone (which I think is so stupid) and I said yes, but I'm a first year in college and promised myself I'd never go back to my high school, lol. I feel like a lame-o. :? Spoiler Eeek!!!! I'm getting a new car. It's cute. And amethyst...yayyyy! It's hardtop, too. I love my papa!!! Spoiler Is it lame to... make an "am I (insert flattering adjective here)?" thread? Spoiler Stupid thread! Post shitty replies, please. Spoiler So is anyone else depressed? About Paris Hilton being in jail? I mean, I look up to her. She is my role model...I feel like I should break the law and go to jail now. Spoiler Without a doubt I'm drunk every weekend, no need to ask, lol. And tonight will be no exception. And tomorrow, since it's a holiday. Jack is not for the faint of heart. It's understandable. Spoiler But fatties are very useful. They make me feel even better about myself. I didn't even know that was possible, since I'm so amazing. Spoiler Goodbye #1 I'm not going to be around to post much for the next...2 months, haha. I'm doing a national tour with a company, and it starts on Friday (eek!), so obviously I won't have much time to do much else. So yeah...bye for now! Spoiler Hey guys I'm leaving~ (goodbye #2) Yep! I got a job, I'm moving at the end of this month, and I most likely won't be online ever. Plus, omg! Everyone (with the exception of a few people) annoys me. So...bye guys! You can demote me from my modship or whatevs. I won't be back anytime soon. Spoiler Bye y'all I got a job...contract and all with my dream company, so my future is finally secure. Yay me! And it's not like I was super active or anything anyway, but I'm never coming back to this site, so I figured I'd say byeeee to the 3 people I like. And to the rest of you? (she flips everyone off) Spoiler New Topic Okay, so post here and I'll tell you if you suck or not! Spoiler It's my Birthday~~ Well..basically. Happy Birthday to meeee! It should probably be a universal holiday...write letters to your political leaders! Spoiler Let's be morbid! 145,370 people died the day I was born. How many died on your birthday? Spoiler I bit my Tongue! Like seriously! This girl was being a bitch, and I really wanted to yell at her, but I didn't because I have to work with her and I don't want things to be tense for our other group members. First time in like, history that I've been considerate of other people. I'm basically Jesus now. Spoiler I need ideas! I need to make my stage manager cry since I probably can't hit her and stay in the show, so...yeah. kthx Oh, and she's already accepted the fact that she's fugly, so insults directed toward her looks do nothing. Spoiler Anyway newfalsh! So I called her and told her i was going to be late or whatever and she started saying stuff about how uncptable that was and other thigs and I was like wow shut up and then i told her how her bf hits on everyone in the cast even the guys when she's not around because that's the truth he does! he's like bi or something. and so now i feel bad because i wouldn'y want to know that omg. Well yeah I would but still. so she cried I think but i feel bad! whatever it's not like i'm her friend or sommething. I don't have to care. Spoiler Post your significant others! So I can tell you if you can do better or not. Spoiler So Today I colored and I stayed in the lines. Like, it was perfect....Be jealous. It was a very intricate picture of Nemo, for the record. Also, I broke my toe, but it's not my big toe so my career isn't over or anything. But OUCH! Oh, and my partner dropped me today...my head still hurts. But that picture I colored kinda made everything okay... Spoiler So today I woke up. and noticed that my toothbrush and toothpaste are the same color. It was completely unintentional when I purchased them, but cool right? And my smart rinse (yes, I know it's for kids) is similar in color, too. HOW FUN I MATCH! Off to class now...hope I don't get dropped again. I'm gonna be late. LOL IDC! Spoiler Okay, So I'm in Love! with someone in my building. I don't know who he is, I don't know what he looks like, I just know his name is Michael and he has the most amazing itunes playlist ever. We're soulmates, it's official. Would it be creepy to put up signs? lol....... JK Not really, I'm in love a little bit. Spoiler Post Here if you love your teeth. I love my teeth! I've never had a cavity or braces and they're just perfect. Ugh, I love my parents for giving me such kick-ass genes. YAYYYY TEETH!!!! Oh, and I'm currently only sharing a playlist of songs by different Michaels. And I've made a voice recording to aid in my search, but that might be a little bit too much too soon......I'm such a creeper, I love it so much. Spoiler Ugh Quit it! Cut it out with the lame giveaways. Just combine that crap into one really good prize...like a normal person would. JEEZ! Plus, I want to give away crap (because I'm just so ridiculously nice and lovely), but I can't because of that dude...so quit it! In other news, I finally met my soul mate Michael. It was actually not as weird or awkward as I thought it would be. But I'm not gonna date him or anything because uhhh there's that whole boyfriend situation I have going on and stuff.... He'll be my concert buddy instead. He also let me draw on his face, so I was like...okay let's be besties! I love drawing on people's faces. I really like coloring too. I'm a pro. I should literally color for a living. No drawing, just coloring in pre-made pictures. Spoiler --> Hey neofriends.net I missed you guys kind of! I have 3 months to do pretty much nothing, and it's driving me bananas. How is everyone??? I just read my bye y'all thread and was like...oh Sorry if I was mean to you. It's just how I showed affection sometimes...or I was just bored. Anyway, I'm nicer now. I got bangs, so I think that's why. Uhm why am I orange? It's not a pretty color. 8[ Spoiler Ugh guys why don't we have an advice forum! So there's this guy in my cast that I really hate, but he won't leave me alone. He talks about how he's depressed and wants to die and stuff, but it's all dramatics ugh! I mean, if you were really going to kill yourself...you'd just do it right? Plus, the stuff he freaks out about is the DUMBEST SHIT IN THE WORLD! Like, a girl will ignore him at a bar, and the next day at rehearsal he's suicidal again. So I've tried ignoring him and telling him that I absolutely do not care about anything he says, but it's like he's a Martian that cannot understand what I'm saying. So how do I get rid of him? Death is not an option because I can't kill him and I'm positive he won't kill himself either. Spoiler Post here if you think I'm mean Haha 28 people replied to the thread Spoiler And of course, today <3 you Ang haha
You should add links and move the post to the "Guide" sections. I'm sure that would grant you the content award
Haha ok, virre, I will, and I think it should too lol. Probably my best accomplishment on this site lol