[forum game] Complete ye olde tale of thy past!

ok, in this thread we will be making a story. After every post, you add onto it. Once we have about 50 replies, i will put the story together:



the rules: (listen to them, or i'll kick you in the back of the face)

maximum posts of 20 words.
no double postong
if you want to say somthing, but dont want it in the story, bold it.

i'll start:


once upon the time thee was a piece of blue chesse....

 

For some reason, it began to grow apendages! When sentience set in, he realized he was quite unhappy...

 

because Mrs. Blue Cheese was cheating on him.

 

He went crazy and decided to

 

Ha

EDIT: Damn you Barra!
You got there before me xD


Anyways...


Steal his neighbours catflap

 

and he roasted the catflap with a very rare spice that was...

 

the Peruvian Puff Pepper.

 

He then went to his cheating wife and....

 

The story so far:

It's Up to you to finish the story!
My addition:

hit her over the head with a mailbox flavoured crayon!

 

He then got a manikin and put it on top of her, he then called the cops.

 

then the cops came and said "don't you eat this pie..."

 

And Mr. Blue Cheese said "That Manikin is trying to kill Mrs Blue Cheese!"

 

Sometimes but it is rare