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[GUIDE] How to Talk to Girls (Real-life guides, pt.1)

Discussion in 'World of SPAM' started by Phee, Jul 26, 2009.

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  1. Phee

    Phee Moderator
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    Just wondering how many views this'll get. :D
     
    #1 Phee, Jul 26, 2009
    ceneret0023 likes this.
  2. gugubee557

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    Oh, okay, I'm gonna try this right now.

    Matt - Hey girl... Hmm, I wonder how many views you could get....
    Girl - o_O
     
    #2 gugubee557, Jul 26, 2009
  3. CrC

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    Haha... I just wanted to know what someone would write... don't need one.
     
    #3 CrC, Jul 26, 2009
  4. Freja

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    Right
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    You're so bad, Phee.. D:
     
    #4 Freja, Jul 26, 2009
  5. CrC

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    I am serious... Some of them are just funny as anything. I was hoping for some entertainment.
     
    #5 CrC, Jul 26, 2009
  6. Cacklenub

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    O dang, was gonna link soc to this one when I seen the title. xD
     
    #6 Cacklenub, Jul 26, 2009
  7. Zer0

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    well this is a disappointing guide :(
     
    #7 Zer0, Jul 26, 2009
  8. Hally

    Hally Level IV

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    Hahahaha

    DeNo had a guide up last fall about "How to be cool and talk to girls" or something. It was decent, a lot of the fundamentals were there.

    Then I worked with him on msn over the course of few months, and his game was supercharged.
     
    #8 Hally, Jul 26, 2009
  9. ceneret0023

    ceneret0023 Level III

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    fail guide! now i'm never gonna get a girl!!!! -rep times a million!!!!!!!!! i hate you!!!! </3
     
    #9 ceneret0023, Jul 26, 2009
  10. ricky92

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    omg liek i rly need 1 phee
    plz maek one just 4 me

    <3
     
    #10 ricky92, Jul 26, 2009
  11. Zer0

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    plz share ur secretz pl0x
     
    #11 Zer0, Jul 26, 2009
  12. SoC

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    Considering i've posted more pics of my ex's on here than you've had meals. that's pretty fail cackleNUB! :)
     
    #12 SoC, Jul 26, 2009
  13. Genocide11

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    Why would you trick us :(
     
    #13 Genocide11, Jul 26, 2009
  14. Shawn

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    Lol hally I was going to use this.
     
    #14 Shawn, Jul 27, 2009
  15. btr3s

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    why would you need a guide to talk to girls? :|
     
    #15 btr3s, Jul 28, 2009
  16. Ice Nine

    Ice Nine Level IV

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    Terrible guide, Phee...

    Mystery knows how to debase women and provide a simple way to do so in a much more effective manner than you do here.
     
    #16 Ice Nine, Jul 28, 2009
  17. Phee

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    : D 95 views in two days, better stats that I expected. Good job on being less socially awkward than I expected you to be, NF.net. <3
     
    #17 Phee, Jul 29, 2009
  18. jonsjon

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    The first words you say to a girl is

    Hi My name is [insert your name], what is yours? You look very beautiful i love your eyes. Do you want to be my girlfriend? I don't do this alot but your pretty unlike other girls. I am not just asking you out because of your looks though, but because of personality. I love you.
     
    #18 jonsjon, Jul 29, 2009
  19. Phee

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    And then you get laughed at.
     
    #19 Phee, Jul 29, 2009
  20. Zer0

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    lol no, that's how you get a restraining order against you
     
    #20 Zer0, Jul 29, 2009
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