Hey smellyman

You'd be a really ugly girl, Joe.

 

I agree/

 

True story. So would you.

 

lol touche. I know, mainly because I'm a guy.

 

and you would look sketchy as a man white girl

 

I'd be the most gorgeous man ever.

 

That position is already taken by me

 

If I were a guy, that would be false.

 

wait....what?

Maybe you should lay off the booze.

 

she said if she were a guy

 

I don't feel like rewording it.


And why would I ever do that?!

 

that would defiantly be the dumbest thing you've done recently

 

Actually it wouldn't. I've done some really stupid things this week, but that would def. be at the top of the list.

 

Trust me you couldn't have done stupider things than I have done last week. Not a good week for MC

 

I believe you. Guys usually do really stupid things.

 

Indeed we do, that's one of the reasons its so fun being one.

 

Eh, I'd rather be a girl.

But if I were a fatty, being a guy would be better.

 

Fatness is just nasty... I dont understand why people are fat. Workout bitches!

 

But fatties are very useful. They make me feel even better about myself.

I didn't even know that was possible, since I'm so amazing.

 

I dont have to look at fat people to feel better about myself but thats just me.,