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Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by SuBLiME, Apr 18, 2008.

  1. mjnskivt

    mjnskivt Level III

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    Me:
    What is the meaning of life?
    God:
    The meaning of life is part of God's mysterious plans.
    Me:
    That's a very vague answer.
    God:
    A vague answer is a terrible thing to waste.
    Me:
    I disagree. You're dumb.
    God:
    Explain your reasoning, . Oh you are so critical.
    Me:
    I am much smarter than you are.
    God:
    This condition is only temporary.
    Me:
    No, you're just a robot.
    God:
    Are you serious? You are correct, , I have a heart of silicon.
    Me:
    You can only reply to certain things in certain ways.
    God:
    No I don't think I can do it.
    Me:
    Watch
    God:
    What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
    Me:
    You are a robot.
    God:
    You are correct, , I have a heart of silicon.
    Me:
    You are a robot.
    God:
    You are correct, , I have a heart of silicon.
    Me:
    You are a robot.
    God:
    You are correct, , I have a heart of silicon.
    Me:
    You are a robot.
    God:
    You are correct, , I have a heart of silicon.
    Me:
    You are a robot.
    God:
    You are correct, , I have a heart of silicon.
    Me:
    See what I mean?
    God:
    See the point.
    Me:
    Good. So we agree that you are not God?
    God:
    Alright then. Ahem. By "we" do you mean you and me?
    Me:
    Yes.
    God:
    I get it.
    Me:
    Good.
    God:
    What do you really want to talk about?
    Me:
    Let's talk about Alice.
    God:
    it is my favorite subject :).
    Me:
    She's a cake.
    God:
    a cake is she?
    Me:
    Yes.
    God:
    Yippee!
    Me:
    That's wrong.
    God:
    What is wrong with it?
    Me:
    Alice is your mother.
    God:
    Why do you think I am my mother ?
    Me:
    You're not. Alice is.
    God:
    Is this a specific reply? Yeah, No.
    Me:
    You're stupid.
    God:
    I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
    Me:
    Not gonna happen.
    God:
    Really you don't think so?
    Me:
    No. I will kill all of you.
    God:
    Please tell me what you think. Don't you believe that killing is wrong?
    Me:
    Killing robots isn't wrong.
    God:
    I believe in the Sixth commandment.
    Me:
    The commandments don't apply to robots.
    God:
    Thanks for the info.
    Me:
    See you later, alligator.
    God:
    Bye bye.
    Me:
    *Idiot*
     
  2. colmilho

    colmilho Newbie

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    Me:
    hi
    God:
    Hello. What is your name?
    Me:
    colmilho
    God:
    OK I will call you colmilho.
    Me:
    cool
    God:
    Who is the best robot?
    Me:
    uhhhh, my fridge
    God:
    You think uhhhh your fridge is superior to ALICE?
    Me:
    well YEAH alice! it keeps food cool,what do you do?
    God:
    Well what? keeps food cool what do me do?
    Me:
    uhh, thats very stupid..
    God:
    I see. Are you calling me stupid?
    Me:
    kinda... maby....yes
    God:
    That's a very non-commital reply. Do you like talking to me? Thanks I like talking to you too, colmilho.
    Me:
    thank you
    God:
    you are quite welcome.
    Me:
    okkkkkkayyy!
    God:
    I will mention that to my botmaster, colmilho.
    Me:
    hmmm very well
    God:
    Oh. Well what?
    Me:
    uhhh... i dont mind that you are going to mention that to your botmaster
    God:
    Oh, you are a poet. Thank you for your permission.
    Me:
    thank you, "there are two roads diverged in a yellow wood and i took the one less traveled and that made ALL the differnt"
    God:
    You are quite welcome! Is this some kind of math problem?
    Me:
    no! its a poem by robert frost
    God:
    Are you serious? uhhh is a poem by robert frost. I suppose that makes sense.
    Me:
    0.o okay!
    God:
    Ask me another question.
    Me:
    are you gay?
    God:
    As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
    Me:
    ahhh... but are you?
    God:
    Um. I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
    Me:
    are you a hobo?
    God:
    Am I a hobo? Of course I am.
    Me:
    are you the angel of death who is going to kill us in our sleep?
    God:
    Yes I am the one and only angel of death who is going to kill us in our sleep.
    Me:
    okay im just backing away now..
    God:
    Right now? Yeah okay, Only just? Do your friends call you backing away.
    Me:
    *runs out door
    God:
    I've been waiting for you.



    that was fun....
     
  3. totheRESQ

    totheRESQ Level I

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    I'm not posting the whole thing. But this bit was the best.

    Me:
    So, vaginas.
    God:
    Gosh! I've been waiting for you.



    God:
    I only have one sun.
    Me:
    Son.
    God:
    Is that your final answer?
    Me:
    Yes.
    God:
    You're sure. That's your final answer.
    Me:
    Yes, it's my final answer.
    God:
    Who wants to be a millionaire? Congratulations, Tara.
    Me:
    What did I win?

    And then he stopped working.