A man shoots his wafe. then he holds her under water for over 5 minutes Finally he just hangs her. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?
Spoiler His 'shooting' was taking photographs. The drowning was developing the negatives, and the hanging was putting them up to dry.
Well, until Royal comes up with one: A man is on his way home from work. His wife is having some new friends over she had met at her dancing club. When he comes to the front door, he hears his wife shout "No Matthew! Don't!". He unlocks the door, and runs into the house. When he gets to the living room, his wife is on the floor in a pool of blood, with a knife in her chest. He looks around at the people in the room. There is a policeman, a lawyer, a jockey, a doctor and a statistician. He points to the policeman and says "You killed my wife" How did he know?
Spoiler The policeman's name was Matthew? I believe I know this one but in another variation.. but I can't remember the correct answer.
Hmmm Spoiler "a lawyer, a jockey, a doctor and a statistician" Those are all the same person: the man himself.
Spoiler Hmm if he unlocks the door, meaning a policeman was one of her guests, you don't meet policemen at clubs >__>
Spoiler No, there were 5 other people in the room besides the man and his wife Spoiler Those were the people's occupations. You can meet a policeman in a club. He wasn't necessarily on duty
Spoiler For clarity, we'll say that the policeman was off duty. Not in uniform, hence being in a club
Spoiler The policeman was the only man in the room so the only one who's name could be Matthew would be him?
Lol, thanks, it took some time to figure out.. :arf: I'm thinking of a new riddle.. when I have it I'll edit this post Edit: Brian is a night shift guard at a big company. On a certain day his boss tells him that he is going to fly to Norway for business. Brian advises his boss that it's better to take the boat. The boss asks: 'Why?' And then Brian answers: 'Because I had a dream last night that the plane that is flying to Norway will crash. Believe me, it's better to take the boat.' The boss laughs about it but as superstitious as he is he takes the boat to Norway. When he arrives there he hears that the plane that he wanted to take indeed crashed. When he's back at the company he thanks Brian hartily and rewards him some money but then suddenly he fires him! The big question is: Why?
Spoiler since he's a night shift guard and he was sleeping (and dreaming) on the job, he was fired Edit: Franky the Horse is tied to 40 feet of rope. There is a barrel of water for him to drink 63 feet away. Yet he is able to have a drink from that barrel. How is this possible?